yeah but you can study any time, right? how often are you stuck on a spaceship? at least, that's what i keep telling myself. it makes me feel better, anyway.
more times than i would actually like to admit. this isn't even my first time being snatched inter-dimensionally. i'm starting to wonder if i'm ever going to see home again. escape from one crazy set up only to get transported into another?? my life is like a bad sci-fi movie.
huh. that sounds... unfortunate. were they the good kind of pirates or the bad kind??
haha, thanks. i'm not sure if really i am, honestly. i think i just hide it well. my life was pretty crazy even before that. eventually you kinda learn to just roll with the punches, you know?
[ or a morbid one, same thing. he may not be the best wingman, but even scott knows it's probably best not to talk about how excited stiles gets around dead bodies. ]
[Funnily enough Cassie actually already figured that one out so you're golden.]
phew. that's a relief.
[Except not really, because Cassie doubts that Stiles' open mindedness extends to witches and dark magic. But whatever. He only asked her to a dance that is still hypothetical at best, it's not really a proper date-date. So it's fine if he doesn't know.]
anyway, more seriously, i think you're probably right to be concerned. i really could be anybody. is this typical for him?
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yeah but you can study any time, right? how often are you stuck on a spaceship? at least, that's what i keep telling myself. it makes me feel better, anyway.
what's this about pirates?
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you've seriously been kidnapped before?
and yeah, i guess. we could always study on a spaceship, best of both worlds.
there were a bunch of space pirates who got brutally murdered. it was kind of weird
[ the most vivid of descriptions. ]
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huh. that sounds... unfortunate. were they the good kind of pirates or the bad kind??
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idk, i didn't really talk to them. i think they shot a few people.
[ which really doesn't tip the scale when the other side is brutal murder, but he doesn't expand on that; it probably speaks for itself. ]
you seem pretty well adjusted for someone who's been kidnapped inter-dimensionally.
[ that's a sincere compliment, honestly. ]
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haha, thanks. i'm not sure if really i am, honestly. i think i just hide it well. my life was pretty crazy even before that. eventually you kinda learn to just roll with the punches, you know?
hey boy
i know what you mean. sometimes the punches seem more like nuclear bombs, though.
[ aaand, very subtly: ]
do you know someone named stiles?
shhhhh you saw nothing
... and yeah, actually, i do. why?
it's too late i've seen everything
um. he's a friend of mine, i think you guys would get along
[ good save. ]
nooooooooo
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awesome. he's a cool guy, he has a jeep
[ rave reviews. also wait, completely irrelevant. ]
not here, obviously.
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[Cassie is making a very weird face at the screen right now.]
sooo you guys are friends from home then, i take it.
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[ for real tho ]
and yeah, i know him pretty well. [ somehow saying they're besties seems kind of overkill for this conversation. ]
have you guys met met or just texted?
[ spoiler: he totally knows the answer. ]
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... hang on, are you vetting me?
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what? no
i didn't even know this was your number
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[ that's actually a deliberate joke. all the same, sorry stiles. ]
[ not here ]
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wow, that is a really huge coincidence
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[ or a morbid one, same thing. he may not be the best wingman, but even scott knows it's probably best not to talk about how excited stiles gets around dead bodies. ]
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phew. that's a relief.
[Except not really, because Cassie doubts that Stiles' open mindedness extends to witches and dark magic. But whatever. He only asked her to a dance that is still hypothetical at best, it's not really a proper date-date. So it's fine if he doesn't know.]
anyway, more seriously, i think you're probably right to be concerned. i really could be anybody. is this typical for him?
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um. no? he doesn't usually ask people out
[ which sounds a lot better than 'he would probably take anybody'. ]
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oh. ok. well then. i guess... i'm flattered.
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no you should be, seriously his standards are ridiculous
[ like, lydia martin ridiculous. but the important thing is that scott's made this totally weird, so- ]
should we maybe start over? i'll be less weird this time, promise. i'll even skip the asking questions about stiles.
[ as if he'll be less weird. but he'll not talk about the not-date, anyway. ]
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i saw that
nope
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